omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via schoolfullofidiots)
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
(Source: kisscolfer, via thefuuuucomics)
hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go
(via i-spill-kisses-with-love)
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
